In this comedic story, Mr. Stevens receives a call from a bail bondsman informing him that his grandson has been arrested for DUI. Confused and skeptical, he verifies the claim with the district attorney's office and reluctantly agrees to pay the bail of $9,800. When he meets a supposed driver from the bail bond company to hand over the cash, he becomes suspicious due to the driver's lack of identification and uniform.

After a humorous exchange, Mr. Stevens discovers that his grandson is only nine months old, leading to the absurd realization that a baby couldn't possibly be in jail for a DUI. The story highlights the ridiculousness of the situation while poking fun at misunderstandings and the chaos that can ensue from a lack of communication. Ultimately, it emphasizes the importance of verifying information before taking action.