1. Teenage Bedroom Scene: Amy and Bert, two teenagers, plan to spend time together while Amy's parents are away. They intend to work on a school project about dating respect but get interrupted by Amy's overprotective parents who return unexpectedly. The situation escalates as the parents discover what they believe is a questionable setup for the project.
2. Parents' Departure and Return: The parents, Mr. and Mrs. Lynon, leave for a trip, but their flight gets delayed, causing them to return home earlier. They catch Amy and Bert in a compromising situation, thinking it's more than just a school project. Despite Amy's explanations, the parents are skeptical.
3. Dinner Date Disasters: The second part of the script shifts to a dinner date where Miles has brought his mother, Christine, along. Christine's overbearing presence makes the date uncomfortable for Miles and his date, Melissa. The evening is filled with awkward moments, including embarrassing stories and inappropriate comments.
4. Resolution: By the end, Melissa and Miles manage to salvage the date. Melissa takes control, ensuring that the date continues without further interference from Christine. They agree to go on another date without telling Christine.

Overall, the script is a blend of awkward teenage moments and uncomfortable family interactions, culminating in a somewhat positive resolution for the date.