In this humorous story, Preston struggles with his wife Karen’s extreme health obsession, which involves a restrictive diet of only 1,000 calories and no enjoyable foods. Concerned for his wellbeing, he confides in a friend, who encourages him to be honest with Karen about his needs. After sneaking a cheeseburger, Preston faces Karen's wrath, leading to a call to her health guru, Cynthia. Cynthia suggests an all-fruit diet as a solution, claiming it will provide all the necessary nutrients. The story highlights the absurdity of extreme dieting while touching on themes of communication and balance in relationships.