I'm heading to the store, do you need anything like poptarts or hot pockets? Jeffy already has poptarts he doesn't like. Jeffy suggests getting a girlfriend instead of hot pockets. They discuss other silly scenarios involving a million dollars and kidnappers. In the end, it turns out to be a prank to see who has a bigger "glory hole. " The caller thought he could keep the million dollars, but it had a die pack in it. Things take a humorous turn with misunderstandings and unexpected twists in the conversation.