"Daddy, my cat piano is broken and missing keys. Can you buy me a new one, Jeffy? I don't have money for it. Well, why don't you get a job and earn some cash? Look, there's a phone app to adopt animals and have them delivered to your house. It's a great business idea! Let's start our own business. Oh, did you see the news about food delivery including cats and dogs? America is amazing. Let's play 'Dooo Kangaroo' and feed donuts to the kangaroo until it 'dooos'. "