Hey Cody, how was school? Did you learn about the Great Wall of China? It's 13,000 miles long! Your dad didn't believe that. Oh Cody, you have a bad boo boo - you're missing your whole ear! What happened? A kindergartener bit it off. What? Why were you fighting kindergarteners? I'm in kindergarten too. The principal found out I only had four birthdays. Let's have a parent-teacher conference about this ear incident.