Marvin, I enjoy National Ear Cleaning Day, a day dedicated to cleaning each other's ears with friends. You seem to have neglected your ear hygiene for a year. Let's clean them out together. Oh, you're cleaning your own ears? Let us handle it. How about some Cheesecake Factory cheesecake, endless slices? Endless cheesecake may be too much, but it's available. Visit the Cheesecake Factory for a variety of delicious cheesecakes.