"Daddy, can I have some candy? " "No, Jeffy, I'll give you one. " "Here, Mommy, it's really good. I already had 50 pieces. " "You're not supposed to swallow gum, Jeffy. " "Why not? " "You chew it and spit it out. " "But it tastes good, that's why I swallowed it. " "You're supposed to chew gum for the flavor, not swallow it. " "Life's rules are too hard, Jeffy. " "Yes, like toothpaste, it tastes good but you're not supposed to swallow it. " "I eat a tube of toothpaste every day. " "You're not supposed to swallow toothpaste. " "Make me a list of things I'm not supposed to swallow. "