Daddy, want to see a magic trick? Pick a card - no. Fine, I'll make mommy pick one. Watch as I make it reappear on top of the deck. Oh my God, that's amazing! A magician never reveals his secrets. Let me try with another card. Now crumple it up and throw it away. How did you do that? I'll give you $50 if you tell me. Okay, throw the same card, but that's cheap. Oh well, that was all our money for the month.