"Guys, what should we do today? I'm bored. Let's eat some Cheeto puffs. Oh, these Reese's Puffs are so good too. Look, this Cheeto puff looks like a dinosaur. Maybe a brontosaurus or Apatosaurus? People love buying weird stuff like this. I'm starting the bid for this unique Cheeto at $750,000. No one will pay that much. You're just jealous. "