Hey Mom, can you help me with the alphabet? No, it's not the Apple bet, it's the alphabet. Why does 'a' start with apple? Apple starts with 'a' because it's funny. Let's start with A, B, C. . . Wait, what did you say, Jeffy? Not double v, it's a W. No, it's double v because you put 2 v's together. That's a W. Let me help you with the cards.