Do you suspect theft? No worries, Karen. I spent half my savings on a Courtside ticket for game six between the Miami Heat and Boston Celtics. I value the experience, even if you prefer staying home. Watching Miami Heat clinch the Eastern Conference, even smelling Jimmy's sweat, sounds worthwhile. We could go together to make it special, but I bought only one ticket for $100k. It's a personal moment with Jimmy, and I plan to propose with a customized jersey. You're already married to me, but I'll serve you divorce papers en route to Denver to maintain the illusion. Rest assured, Miami Heat won't lose. Let's enjoy the game.