What do you want to do today? I'm bored. We played basketball yesterday. We could pick our noses. Why are you dressed like a pirate? I want a free pirate cruise for my friends. A pirate cruise involves dressing up and getting on a boat. I won it by eating the most parrots in under a minute at a contest. I have a video of me eating three live parrots. You eat cooked chicken, don't you?