Jeffy, come see all the presents under the Christmas tree! There are so many, buddy. Last year you got 56 presents; this year, you have 57. Let's get you 2 more! When we go out, we'll buy them. Yes, we got you all these presents! Santa might bring more too! Best Christmas ever. But, Jeffy, you're 18 now, it's time to know the truth. Santa said you're on the nice list!