Mom, I prepared a Krabby Patty for you. It looks delicious, Jeffy. Thank you. Eat it. No, it's Play-Doh. Okay, look that way. I'll make you three more. You don't have to eat it. I don't want to hurt his feelings. What's wrong, Jeffy? Nothing. The news is on. Breaking news: Tom Brady, seven-time Super Bowl champion, is getting divorced. Exclusive interview with Tom Brady about the divorce. Tom, how are you taking the divorce? I'm getting divorced. Well do I still get to play football? Yes, that's all I care about. How are your kids taking the divorce?