That's why there's a toilet paper shortage today - the Egyptians used it to wrap the dead. Cody, do you want to know the real reason for the shortage? Because your mom's so big she needs it all to wipe her butt. Junior, be quiet. You have mommy issues. You too, junior. It's not cool. The bell means it's time to run. See you in 15 minutes. Let's go to lunch. I want a cheeseburger, please.