I'm bored, more bored than you, the most bored person on the planet, maybe even in the universe. Tea party, anyone? Oh, I'm a girl, on my period. Can you get me a straw? Aren't tampons like straws for down there? I don't know what a tampon is. Let's have a tea party, I can be British. My teeth are yellow, I don't know what a toothbrush is. British lives matter. Let's ask Chef Pee if he can make us tea. Where's my can opener? Don't call me Cody. Make us tea for the tea party.