I have nothing planned for today, which seems insignificant to me. I have no plans for the entire week. Oh, hey, Dad. What's up, Penelope? What are you doing today? Do you know what day it is? It's Thursday, not Wednesday. Oh, I forgot it's my birthday, but it's actually not until April 17th. I remember now. I didn't forget your birthday, Dad, I just want to make sure I get you what you want. An Xbox? But you're a girl, you don't play video games. Girls can play too, Dad. Don't worry, you'll get your Xbox later tonight. Just give me ten minutes to wrap it up. Oh no, I forgot to get Penelope a birthday gift.